Custard Pie

Station and Complexity patissier 4

Flavor Profiles texture, sweet, texture, temperature
Additional Ingredients salty or sweet


Duration 1 round/level; Serving Size 1


Custard pie is a rich pie made with milk, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients. A favorite of slap-stick comedians, it’s a great alternative against creatures that have no mouth or don’t have to eat because its effect does not require it to be consumed. Creatures without a discernable face are immune to a custard pie’s effects.

As a standard action, a custard pie can be thrown up to 10 feet as a ranged touch attack. On a successful hit, the target is blinded and unable to use the verbal components of spells for the duration. A creature can use a full-round action to clear its face of pie, negating these effects.

Additional ingredients also deal 1d6 bludgeoning damage on a hit each, and the thrower adds her Strength modifier to the total. This damage is multiplied on a critical hit.

Section 15: Copyright Notice

The Book of Many Things Decidedly Laughable Collection © 2019-2021, Samurai Sheepdog; Author: Kevin Glusing.

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